Birdies !

Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:50 am

" I'm hitting the woods great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them"

Harry Toscano
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Re: Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:05 am

"Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty!! "

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Re: Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:55 pm

"I don't exaggerate. I just remember big"

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Re: Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:16 pm

"The harder I work, the luckier I get"

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Re: Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:20 am

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my 2 ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands have to work"

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Re: Birdies !

Postby lagpressure » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:45 am

Ok, I'm playing with Al Barkow today, and Al is typically a very fine putter.. but today we are both struggling on the greens.
Al has a putting book coming out soon, so I say to Al, I guess I'll just have to wait till your book comes out until I can putt good..
and if I have questions I can ask you, right from the Horse's mouth..

Al replies, "You mean, from the Horse's Ass! "
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Re: Birdies !

Postby Addington Arnie » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:20 am

Advice to the young professional golfer:

"Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey," he said, "and never concede a putt."

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Re: Birdies !

Postby lagpressure » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:30 am

Bentshaft sent this one over this morning

Tiger Woods Sept 09:

"You have to make the putts, You can't out-ball-strike these guys anymore. The equipment is too good now."
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Re: Birdies !

Postby twomasters » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:48 am

" It's not your life...it's not your wife...it's only a game "

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Re: Birdies !

Postby robbo » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:11 pm

I'll give Lloyd 2 outta 3! :) The wife will just have to figure it out on her own. :)
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